Step 2: Sneak up on the piggy and grab it by the back leg
Step 3: Get a good grip now ...
Step 4: Now, in one smooth motion, roll to onto your side, effectively
rendering the piggy incapable of escape.
Step 5: Now the tricky part, a perfectly executed Piggy Crotch Grab (patent pending)
And with that, my friends, you have subdued yourself a wild piggy!